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Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.09 12:44:00 -
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Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt.
I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day.
Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it.
By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.09 13:43:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Butthurt Taggehp wrote:Normally I'd post on my main but because you are a worthless poster I am going to post on a worthless forum alt. I know you are potentially posterier-pestered after being dunked by a goon while you were attempting to RP as a Marmite Collective pilot and shoot a structure in Hisec. It is also pretty hilarious that not only could you not shoot a structure but then proceeded to make the worlds longest blog post about how Goons ruin everything even though you made a corp called "Grr Goons". For the record, I believe the phrase "grr goons" is an ironic quip at publords who endlessly rant about how Goons hate everyone and their sole reason for their existance is to ruin your day. Regardless of your interesting choice of corp name, I think that it is cute that you are so flustered at being beaten by goons in Peeveepee that you are attempting some kind of fail highsec banner call. Sure, you'd get some sick elite mails whilst camping the Jita 4-4 undock but that's all it's going to accomplish. Marmite Collective tried bashing a POCO twice, they didn't show up for the timer the first time and let a fleet of Basilisks and Scythes hold the field while some fail griefer smacked in local, and the second time they didn't even reinforce it. By the way your blog is pretty terrible, so I suppose it matches your PvP skills. Wow. such butthurtedness. U a Holeysheet1 alt?
You got me, I am indeed a Holeysheet1 alt. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.09 22:29:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote: poor little bees
I'd like to bet several spacebucks that Gevblog has a jar sitting on his desk. In this jar is 3 bees, which he has named Mittani, Powers Sa and Mynna.
He stares at the jar, for hours at the time. The only words muttered are "poor little beeeees, poor little beeeees". |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.10 02:16:00 -
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Zappity wrote:Of course it won't work. Not in the current form anyway. But in what way is an open dec on Goonswarm a bad thing? Unless you all think there shouldn't be any conflict in highsec.
Oh, and look! We're nearly up to page 5 of "I don't care SO MUCH that I'm going to post about it!"
It's been said before, but are you actually asking that a group from a forum community built on posting to stop posting?
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Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.11 02:43:00 -
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Asher Elias wrote:Wow, sitting in local docked up, you've really shown us what's what Gevlon! Btw, why are you too cowardly to put your main in the wardec corp? Why would anyone else join if you won't even put your own guy or risk or even undock?
So you could say it was a very convincing impersonation of the Marmite Collective? |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.11 07:22:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Tremble Goons! The battle report and rise of the Lemmings is here!
I don't see a battle report. Oh wait sorry I suppose a battle would've had to occur for their to be a report on it sorry my mistake. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.11 11:46:00 -
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How long until the mega-meltdown?
Surely it can't be too far away right? |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.12 01:01:00 -
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I mean sure if Marmite was into Black Ops and dropping bombers into Goon space sure it'd be annoying and more of an impact than the Hisec hub camping, but we all know that Marmite is allergic to any Sec status below .5 |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.13 11:01:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:The evil Goonies will be destroyed and the PL / Lemmings coalition will take over all systems in subspace....... so it has been written in the prophecy of DeKlein. You shall be miners again..... enough time spend being majors. YARRRR! (<< evil touch)
You really are RP'ing hard as Tora Bushido. How do you do it? I can't force myself to be clueless and deluded so I suppose you are better than me in that regard.
Also I am interested in being a Lemming where do I sign up?
e: Page 13 snypa |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.13 11:57:00 -
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I don't know about you guys but this thread makes my irrelevancy-o-meter start beepbooping like crazy. |
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Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.13 22:47:00 -
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I have a question for General Lemmings, would he care to comment on the history and backstory on how his corp and alliance was formed? I notice that the General Lemming character is only 4 days old, and was only in SWA for 20 minutes, likely how long it took you to train Corp skills.
Furthermore, it has come to my attention that your most active pilots seem connected to the now closed corp The Romper Stompers, which has a dubious PVP credentials at best. I'd like to thank my anonymous source (IE SPY) for passing this to my desk.
Finally, I would like to know if this is an elaborate scam to make Goblin part with his terribly-earned ISK. No-one in their right mind would send money to a corp which is, frankly, terrible.
Please Respond |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.13 23:27:00 -
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Leigh Akiga wrote:How dumb do you have to be to get scammed by TEST?? 
How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 00:02:00 -
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Xolve wrote:Davish Krail wrote:How dumb do you have to be to be scammed by The Marmite Collective. What's a Marmite, and how do you Collect them?
Who knows, and collect them all at a Station Undock near YOU |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 07:25:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down!
Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues?
Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge.
I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 08:00:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Hi mister Davish Krail. You are correct, the beginnings are humble. I do want to point your attention to the Marmite vs goonies war however since they are connected. Once you get the big picture, you'll come to senses and admit that mister Gevlon is onto something with making Hisec red for Goons. It's clear to anyone but the blind that Hisec breathes the risk/reward, cold harsh world envisionned by the devs tenfold when compared to the boring slideshow/afk/assign drones carebear land nullsec has become now, isn't it?  D. 
It's really cute that you think Hisec was 'safe' for GSF members, or any major nullsec alliance before Gevlon was paying your war bill for something you did before. Mad props for effectively scamming Gevlon Goblin out of his money, maybe the caveat should be kills outside of The Forge.
I'd also like to point to your attention that there is actually space beyond a station undock or stargate, but we'd never see you there, right? |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 08:13:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:Davish Krail wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:I've just checked the ingame war history between Lemmings and Goons. 99.1% ISK efficiency so far. Also, 50 members in 2 days. Goons, you're going down! Would anyone like to comment why Muffin Factory are seemingly shooting blues? Also only 8 of the 18 kills so far recorded are Goonswarm, as opposed to the 10 ships lost. All bar one are in the Forge. I mean ~pvp~ and all but 8 kills is clearly a massive dent in GSF ship numbers. Classic case of highsec bear...... we are a 00 alliance who just happen to kill you in high sec for now. When we grow above 200, we will go low/00. Forget about killboards etc. They are irrelevant. And Perimeter is because thats where our poco's are.
The evidence I can see would point to some horrible clueless corp potentially based out of NPC Null. I can't even fathom how you lose so many ships for such little reward, and even if you were based out there, only a fraction of your losses seem to be in Null. It's so spread out it doesn't even make sense.
Usually when you want to hire or fund a group you would want them to be at least competent. Hub camping is not a measure of PvP competancy, and the fact that one of the most clueless groups of players I've seen in a while is able to do it speaks volumes in the risks (or lack thereof) involved when hub camping.
Danalee wrote:
e: in switching things up to a **** flinging contest, you forgot to review your prior 'analysis'
I have no idea what you are talking about. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 11:36:00 -
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Danalee wrote:The old jibberish-double-team... I'm immunized against all sorts of pests, that one included. If your premise would hold any truth, how on earth could we kill so many nullbears in hisec (missioning, mining, hauling, idling in space, faux-pvp'ing). We are very much in the same area as goonies, they are our renters. I'm talking from experience here, since I joined Marmite all the kills on members from 'respected nullbear alliances' I have (they are legion) are all... saddening. It has confirmed my findings from my time in null: 99.9% of people in nullsec are clueless gits waiting to be put out of their misery. No point to go to null when they bring their stabbed officer fitted faction boats to high, only to loose them to their superiors (ie: Hisec dwellers) and after some raging go back to null to grind isk and start the same process over and over again. There is a misconception that you advance ingame from hisec, through lowsec to settle in null. Fact of the matter is that new players start in hisec, can't cope with the complexity and drop to null through lowsec to find a place where they aren't chalenged. After a while, they believe the myth of null superiority (in the land of the blind...) propagated by their (equally bad) peers and than we arrive where we are today. I implore all nullbears to prove me wrong. That's all I'm saying. So, what's your point? D. 
The biggest flaw I see here is you are killing nullsec dwellers in highsec. You may be qualified to comment on their skills once you fight them in Nullsec. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.14 11:50:00 -
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Actually 4 days old, it's the 14th. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.17 05:32:00 -
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Man that 60% efficiency Darwin's Lemmings has is really showing just how good they are at hub camping.
I think you'll find it's 2.24B ISK. Sure, the Lemmings have killed 28(!) Capsules and 17(!!) Frigates, but Cruisers aren't their strong point.
Effectively speaking they've only killed 47 ships. Capsules don't really count. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.17 11:43:00 -
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How many strategic objectives has the Lemmings taken? This was all about POCOs right?
Oh wait it was actually about Gevlon being dunked by one Goon. Don't mind me.
And how long can you use the "It's a one week old Alliance"? You are going to have to stand on your own eventually, right? |
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Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.17 14:38:00 -
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Enya Dorne wrote:You also seem to pay some of your lemmings to do missions in Genesis and then they link their KM's and get laughed out of local. maybe Gevlon you should cut your funding to them? seeming like it isn't ISK efficient if people are doing missions instead of camping Jita's undock.
Heh |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:16:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote: You let Goons upkeep the illusion that they can hold their POCOs, and then because of this illusion you don't dare to mess with them. You are protecting the Goon POCOs from yourself fools!
ahahahaha oh man is this guy for real?
I can sense the frustration building due to lack of progress.
Also wololololo that guy dropped corp. What is Renegade Heart's story? Shooting capsules in a trade hub to hard?
Pitiful. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.18 00:44:00 -
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General Lemming wrote:hehe, Goonies and pets...... a great day to get tears..... 
Hello
It would appear that your definition of tears is quite different from the rest of EVE.
Btw I was not aware that Goons did not exist outside of Jita, because you seem to only be getting kills there. Care to comment? |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.18 05:45:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:OK, RvB believed that Goons can fight in highsec and offered a deal.
I just don't get why not RvB is laying back and doing nothing. I mean if Goons can win against Lemmings, they were right and they can uphold their deal. If Goons lose, they can just declare war on Goons and take all POCOs. Or simply buy our troll POCOs after a day or two.
I still don't see what is so good for RvB protecting Goon POCOs. What I see is that this thread has more CSMs and directors than the minutes. EDIT: I mean I don't see why two CSMs and first/second men of their multi-thousand member alliance find it so important to explain themselves to a highsec pubbie who doesn't get EVE, even so far that they publish internal communication (or forge one). It's obviously not about convincing me. I think I stumbled on something that I don't fully understand yet, but our panicked little CSMs are really concerned that I (or someone else) might figure it out.
We are going to break some serious ground here, and I mean this could be ~life altering~ for you. Shall we begin?
People sometimes do things for fun. It's not part of some gigantic convoluted plot, but simply down to RvB likes PvP.
Sorry I lied it's a big plot out to get you, Gevlon. All of this is for you. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.21 06:35:00 -
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So you are paying someone a lot of money to ***** on a lagfest fleet battle.
Can you give me money for doing nothing too? tia |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.21 11:19:00 -
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Danalee wrote:
No worries, we all know Gevlon is winning.
[States opinions, not facts] |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.22 06:39:00 -
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When I grow up I want to be a hardass forum warrior like Leto Thule. |

Davish Krail
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Posted - 2014.01.24 16:57:00 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Goons weren't bothered about me blowing up rookie ships on the Jita undock so I went to null to shoot them and their pets  I had fun so far. I hope Lemmings and Goons are still having fun too  I would love to see more of Lemmings stuff in null!
Mordus Angels is pretty terrible though, but if you find it fun then :shrug:
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